her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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