You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
