I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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