Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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