He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Blood and glitter go together right?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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