So drunk its hurt
he puts the penis in happiness.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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