is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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