i jhust puked up my retainher.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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