My hand turned me down
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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