he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
