Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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