Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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