love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Green mimosas i think yes
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
