Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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