weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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