On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You're earring is so big in my mouth
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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