Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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