May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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