i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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