: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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