Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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