im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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