Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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