Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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