I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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