How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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