Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often