once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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