But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The air was thick with penises
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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