Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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