I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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