Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
