I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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