do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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