Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i barfeds in our rink
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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