I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
