you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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