I'm going to jail i love you
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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