: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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