Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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