question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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