I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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