Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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