We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Randomize
