Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
