Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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