S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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