she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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