): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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