I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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