I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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