i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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