Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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